Things I hate (in no particular order):

* the Vice President of Weasel Central...learn my fucking name already! I've worked here for almost THREE FUCKING YEARS!!

* the Assistant Vice President of Weasel Central...either you ignore me or you be my best friend. Pick one. I'm getting tired of smiling at you.

* the weather

* my job

* news casters (and their hair)

Things I love (Again, in no particular order):

* Kirk and Mary-Ann (no explanation needed)

* my stinky cats

* my car (so sue me)

* all those cool cats who read my blog

* chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream